Subtitles for German Translation parts only. Synchronized to US DVD version.
Heil Hitler.
Boys and girls, please sit down.
Dieter, don't you know where to put your behind?
Miss. Richter, since Mondführer's 65th birthday the appropriate salute has been "Heil Kortzfleisch!"
You're such an exemplary boy.
Today we'll start with the most unpatriotic language. It's the language we unfortunately need to know when we return to those who need our help.
Attention! The National Anthem.
Heil Hitler! Hitler...
What's that, Mr. Adler? A spy from the earth.
I captured him myself.
He seems to he the leader of the shock troops.
Mr. Adler, is this a joke? I'll be damned!
My sweetheart.
What's for lunch today? - Sauerkraut.
Again! Please say that's not true!
Does the Fuhrer eat Sauerkraut 3 times a week as well?
Capture him! No! Capture him!
Do not shoot!
The fugitive is a male negro, unarmed, but possibly angry.
What does he look like?
Where does he come from? What is he wearing?
How do I look?
Like they say in English... No, Mr. Subhuman. That is the air lock...
Klaus! Don't shoot. We need him for tests...
- Take him to Dr. Richter's laboratory! - By your command!
Dumb negro.
- He talks nonsense. - It might be a dialect.
- Probable reason is the skin color. - Right.
His brain structure is different from us Aryans.
Let's open up his skull and measure the brain.
No, I need to know why he's here.
You have 24 hours, Doctor.
Otherwise I have to rely on an ancient infallible technique.
Pain.
- Mr. Adler. - Call me Klaus.
- May I? - Of course.
I've come to discuss our legal union.
- Is that a marriage proposal? - There's no need for marriage.
I received the confirmation of the Department of Racial Purity.
Our genetic match is 97%.
How romantic.
Science demands us to unite physically.
It's our destiny to produce perfect offspring for the people.
What about my scientific research?
One day, Renate...
all this will be ours.
But first, I must conquer the Earth. Wolfgang, that old fart, stands in my way. In the way of final victory.
The two of us will take on an enormous responsibility.
Your place is, Renate, by my side.
Gentlemen! Battleship Götterdämmerung.
Our miracle weapon that has been under development for 40 years.
The dream of our beloved Führer.
But unfortunately only a dream, until now.
- Please Doctor. - Watch this!
This tiny device has over a 1000 times more computing power than our biggest computers together.
I engineered this cable to connect this machine with our main computer.
I call this Universal Systematic Binding USB for short.
This will lift it into the air.
Finally, the Götterdämmerung will fly!
You saw it! You saw it with your own eyes!
Mein Führer, please let me return to the Earth.
Let me get more of these devices.
No one has ever returned.
I will return.
We don't have a choice if we want to prevent an invasion from the Earth.
Are you willing to work with the Führer...
in the name of the fatherland, stand behind the Wehrmacht.
This decision does not resolve all of us ...
Mr. Nachrichtenübermittlungs -Oberführer Adler?
With the upcoming war ...
- He's back. - Looks good.
This will solve our little problem.
I am coming.
Looks very good.
And now we just...
- Why do not you take me with you? - Don't worry, darling.
After I complete my mission, I come back to you.
That's not what I mean. I'm an Earthologist! I know everything about it. You need me.
You sweet little thing, where do you get all those crazy ideas?
Books, mostly...
and some films.
I shall return triumphant!
- Heil Hitler! - Heil Kortzfleisch!
- Get it through your skull. - Of course, mein Führer.
We have one more ace up our sleeve.
Show him what we have.
Voila, gentlemen!
- Doctor. - Watch closely.
Stand up, you fool.
Sieg Heil!
Oberführer Adler, I hope you've discussed my return to the Earth.
-Something along those lines. The Reich trusts you.
Thank you, doctor.Take care of your daughter for me. - Yes.
Sieg Heil!
See you in Valhalla.
Renate! What are you doing here?
This is not the place for the mother of the children of the future Führer.
And definitely not the place for a woman.
My place is by my man.
A Volkswagen bus.
- Doesn't he know? - No. He'll be thrilled.
You name's not 'Hitler!
Do it, Moon Corporal.
And you... want to eliminate the Mondführer?
Do you know the penalty for high treason?
This is flagship Siegfried speaking.
We've reached the orbit and we're ready for the Valkyries to start.
Battleship Heinrich ready for attack.
Battleship Biterolf ready for attack.
- The fleet is ready, mein Führer. - Excellent.
They have to wait for my return.
We shall then begin the Meteorblitzkrieg.
We'll wipe all these sub-humans...
off the face of the Earth.
Oh well. A blessing in disguise.
Now I can kill all the enemies of the Reich in one stroke.
Farewell, puppet Führer.
They develop like ordinary women. But look.
Here, no hair, no hair. Like little girls.
And when they do have hair, it looks like...
the mustache of our great Führer.
The pictures kind of turn me on.
Mr. Adler.
Where is the Führer?
The Führer is dead. Long live the new Führer.
That's me, in case you're wondering.
This way.
Heil Hitler!
From now on, of course it is "Heil Adler".
Time is
the sin.
I'll see you in Valhalla.
At 5.45 we'll start firing back.
Every bomb will be retaliated.
The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
Heroes of the First Fleet,
continue your attack to the last man and remember you're fighting for the Reich!
Where the hell did they come from?
Prepare an appropriate uniform for the Führer.
The Fatherland is calling its children!
This device will complete the biggest war machine of all times.
- The Götterdämmerung will fly! - Heil Adler!
Attention!
Heil Adler!
Heil!
As you were.
Well?
The Earth fleet will be within firing range in 20 minutes.
- Are your troops ready? - We're waiting for Dr. Richter.
It will liberate the Earth.
Actually,
it is the biggest war machine ever created by man.
Move!
Who dares disturb me? Who dares disturb me?
Dr. Richter!
- How much time do you need? The Götterdämmerung will fly. It will be ready for the final victory.
Cut the crap. How long?
Let's say three months, give or take a little. Maybe a little earlier, maybe later.
You have three minutes.
He cut me off. It's not that easy. Russia wasn't conquered in a day...
Start the Helium-3 engines.
Now!
Start the engines.
Load the cannons.
- Are the cannon ready to fire? - They are.
But the Earth is below the horizon, on the other side of the Moon.
We can't shoot.
Full moon was yesterday.
Let's make a brand new horizon.
Fire at will.
Reactivate the system. Weapons sergeant.
We'll see...
The projectiles of Götterdämmerung are made out of metallic hydrogen.
it's aggregate state can only be reached under immense pressure...
National Anthem. For motivation, break glass.
The impact can be quite diverse.
It's no time to sing now!
It's a false alarm!
Are you all imbeciles? Go and see what's going on!
On the double!
- I won't let you do it.
What will you do? Shoot me?
Good girl...
Renate Richter, my bride-to-be.
You destroyed something beautiful, something wonderful.
A future world full of Aryan children.
Our Aryan children!
But you betrayed me, and for that you shall pay.
Your beauty should adorn/ decorate Odin's table.
- Klaus! Wait! Let me say something. Now?
- I'm a bit busy. I have always respected you.
As Führer,
and as a man.
I've even loved you.
I belong to you.
To you.
Cute little speech.
But it is too late, my dear. Goodbye.
I understand. I heil you.
My Klaus.
Sieg Heil, my Führer.
No. Please don't, never again! Please stop.
What was the Earth like?
Different.
When can we go there?
Soon. Soon...
- But how? - In peace.
German tranlations from Szaki's Iros.Sky.2012.XviD.700MB.en.srt.
Final synchronization performed manually using Windows Notepad and Nero Vision for precise clock control.
Most times rounded to the nearest 1/4 of a second.
This took eight hours to complete. Hope it was worth it.
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